If Camilla is swinging her sledgehammer, Andy better sling his hook

Sources close to Prince Andrew say he is worried "the royals might even turn off the utilities" to prise him out of Royal Lodge, the mansion in Windsor Great Park he has called home for 20 years. King Charles reportedly wants his disgraced brother to make way for William and Kate. Andy is said to have been offered Frogmore Cottage up the road but doesn't fancy it. I suppose the 5,000 sq ft five-bedroom "cottage" may feel a bit poky after the rent-free 30-room Royal Lodge set in 98 acres. No doubt something will be sorted out. There's always the Tower of London.

Meanwhile, I love the idea of the royals turning into a personal eviction crew. Will they have their own van? Like the